Members

Sister Leucrezia Bourgeois (aka Lulu)
Abbess (President)

Age:  If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself!

Likes:  Tall leather boots, long flowing veils, my dog Trixie, bonfires on a summer night, and my sisters, of course!

Dislikes:  Attitude, know-it-alls, and a poorly made Manhattan

Hobbies:  Cooking, gardening, bonsai, and polyamory

“Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.”  Edgar Allan Poe

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Sister Misty Meanor (aka the nun with all the bad habits)
Mistress of Novices (Vice President) and Mistress of Bliss (Pecker Wrapper Distribution)

If you see me in the corner, odds are I'm on a time out. 

Likes: Everything Halloween, Twinkies (two legged and cream filled), Weirdos, Harm Reduction, my Hus-Nun and rainy days curled up on the sofa.

Dislikes: Animal abusers & Oppressors (but the list is growing)

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Sister Ima W. Anchor
Mistress of the Purse {Treasurer}

“I’m a wanker! No need to thank her ;)”

Likes: Purple, spirituality, hugs, purple, Guard Dylanger, sleeping in the buff, and purple  

Dislikes: Fake people, yachts I don’t own, self-righteousness, and watching any sport on TV

Hobbies: Giving hugs, napping, and kissing my man

Escaped from the clutches of a cult

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Sister Estee Louder, Harder, Faster
Mistress of Ink (Secretary) and Founding Member

Age: Older than Britney but younger than Madonna

Likes include (but are not limited to): Makeup, activism, jewelry, glitter, politics, gossip magazines, sacred rituals, naughty fuckery, empowerment,  paddles, and unicorns.

Dislikes: Assholism

Sister Gin-ja Lox
Founding Member

Turn-Ons: Hairy chests, circus peanuts, clapping songs, and poppers of course!

Turn Offs: Man-buns, Necco wafers, guns, and fluorescent lighting

Hobbies: Color Guard, stealing souls, applying sunblock, and macramé

“If you ain't got nine I ain't got the time!” Mama G

Guard 2-Tone
Guard
A Guard with a big heart. He is a hard worker and takes his 80 yr old Mother to church every Sunday. He is a gentleman until you find him in a backroom at the bar.
Joy n' Care 4 All
Novice Sister

Joy has been a fan and admirer of The Sisters since meeting Sister MaeJoy B. Withu in San Francisco 15 years ago. She always aspired to be a Sister. When she was told in 11/21 that she could be a Sister too, Joy felt like the heavens opened and a light shown down. So much joy!

Likes: Lime green, purple, dogs, glitter and most things sparkly, sunbathing by a lake or pool, harm reduction, honesty, creativity and fireflies.

Dislikes: Lying, conservatives, judgy people, bad kissers, mustard, hard boiled eggs, people who don't like dogs, the war on drugs, and the color brown. 

Bonecrusher
Novice Guard
Sister Foranda Fleur by way of Portland, Oregon... four on the floor, baby!
Sister Emeritus

Age: Well, I'll put it this way... at this point the only chance I've got at a smokin' hot bod is a cremation.

Likes: The color blue, animals, nudity, large penises, my hus-nun and rainy days curled up on the sofa.

Dislikes: People with a sense of entitlement, fake people, bad manners and asshole drivers.